Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs » club http://www.markborkowski.co.uk A varied study of improperganda Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:10:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Copyright © Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs 2010 mark@markborkowski.co.uk (Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs) mark@markborkowski.co.uk (Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs) 1440 http://www.markborkowski.co.uk/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs http://www.markborkowski.co.uk 144 144 A varied study of improperganda Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs Mark Borkowski - Mark my words - Borkowski Blogs mark@markborkowski.co.uk no no The Sleb’s Prayer http://www.markborkowski.co.uk/the-slebs-prayer/ http://www.markborkowski.co.uk/the-slebs-prayer/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:17:03 +0000 adam coke forgive deals frequented gideon’s thine amen shallowed http://www.markborkowski.com/?p=8346 Our publicist which art in Chinawhite
shallowed be our names.
Thy quick-fix come,
thy stunts be run
in Heat as they are on Popbitch.
Give us this day our daily big-ups
and forgive us our coke deals
as we forgive those who report our coke deals to the press.
Lead us not into the Priory
and deliver us from journalists
for thine is the Twitter, the spin-cycle and the story
for fifteen months and forever.

Amen.

Adam Horovitz

Written after hearing that a chain of hotels frequented by celebrities, which are to be featured in a reality show, have asked to use The Fame Formula as a replacement for the Gideon’s Bible – something for the down-at-heel Z Lister to turn to for inspiration.

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